7 Deadly Sins

This is a piece done as a possible background/side image for friend and poetic shambler Mr Sunil Sandhu

"The Importance of Being Eager: The Art of Making Friends at University" Part 1

I did some illustrations for some of beautifully crafted words of Dominic Fogg for Hullfire, the Hull university magazine. These are the other 3.

Find people insipid and annoying? Snort all and any available substances until they become more bearable.


Why did Jesus only have twelve mates? Because he had principles. A rookie error in the art of making friends. I may be a chain smoking alcoholic who is failing my degree, but I’ve got six hundred friends on facebook! Sacrifice all sense of moral judgement because, let’s face it, individualism is for egocentric pricks!


Thought G-Unit was dead? That happy slappers were childish? Think again! Make an exclusive gang, wear the same clothes and ride a tandem bicycle. Popularity guaranteed.

"The Importance of Being Eager: The Art of Making Friends at University" Part 2

I did some illustrations for some of beautifully crafted words of Dominic Fogg for Hullfire, the Hull university magazine. These are the first 3.


If your life has been thus far boring, make up some interesting lies. Fictional philanthropic Gap-Years work a treat!



To make people feel comfortable around you, you need to be comfortable with yourself. Get naked spontaneously. It’s ‘quirky’ – “Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed”



If you like sports on television, or in any form, you’re an idiot. This is fact. Most people are, however, utterly stupid. Eager for friends? Grab the nearest racket! Or remote!

Dawn of the Dead

Using the same process i used for the previous piece of work, i created an image/poster inspired by Dawn of the Dead.

Initial cut out


Final photo